以下是填满栏段用的 Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Answer: They taste funny. What is the difference between a lousy golfer and a lousy skydiver? Answer: A lousy golfer goes WHAP! "Oh crap!". A lousy skydiver goes "Oh crap!" WHAP! Did you hear about the geneticist that tried to cross a potato and a chicken? He wanted to produce a chicken that would definitely NOT cross the road, but instead, got a bunch of potatoes that sat around pecking eachother's eyes out. How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but the bulb has to really want to change. Why did the egg cross the road? Answer: It had an inclination.